Sunday 30 October 2011

गर्लफ्रेँडला रात्री घरी


एकदा एक पोरगा त्याच्या गर्लफ्रेँडला रात्री घरी सोडताना भिँतिवर हात ठेवुन तिच्याजवळ उभा राहतो आणि एका चुंबनाचा आग्रह करतो. :P


पोरगी म्हणते...नको रे .. आई बाबा उठतील..:-O


पोरगा - इतक्या रात्री कोण जागं असणार आहे ?


इतक्यात पोरिची मोठी बहिण गँलरित येते आणि म्हणते..


" बाबा म्हणत आहेत ...काय द्यायचं ते खुशाल दे ,... वाटल्यास मी देतो ,


पण त्या मुर्खाला डोअरबेल वरचा हात काढ म्हण.....झोपेचा पार वाटोळे करून टाकले आमच्या

Indian Delhi Formula One Grand Prix finale kicks off





The nation's first Formula One Grand Prix grand finale kicked off today with current world champion Sebastian Vettel of Red Bull on pole position and India's Narain Karthikeyan starting from the 23rd position. Celebrities from India and abroad have reached the stadium for this mega event. Tendulkar met seven-time world champion and 'dear friend' Michael Schumacher at the Mercedes team building ahead of the inaugural Indian Grand Prix. Other celebrities preasent at the stadium are cricketer Virender Sehwag, Yuvraj Singh, film personality Shah Rukh Khan, Madhur Bhandarkar, Arjun Rampal, John Abraham, Deepika Padukone. many business tycoons are also present.
Formula 1 has arrived in India and it is here for five years for sure. The moment one steps into the 875-acre Buddh International Circuit facility, it takes the senses some time to come to grips with the fact that this is a venue in India.
Sebastian Vettel of Red Bull took all of a minute and 24 seconds on Saturday to complete the 5.14-km circuit and earn the first spot on the grid.

Narain Karthikeyan was handed a five-place grid penalty for impeding Michael Schumacher's car during the qualifying race, which means that the Indian will have to start his home Formula One Grand Prix from the 23rd position on the grid on Sunday.

The challenging nature of the gradient change in the track — it's 14 degrees from the base at its highest point — and width that actively encourages overtaking sets up the Airtel Indian GP as one of the most exciting races of the season.

And the best bit is that it's here to stay.

Everybody love a rose but nobody loves a leaf


Everybody love a rose but nobody loves a leaf which adds beauty to rose..


"love them who makes your life beautiful, not who is beautiful"..

Friends r The People


Friends r
The People 
Who Make You 
'Laugh A Little Louder'
'Smile A Little Brighter' 
and
Make Your Life A Little 
Better

‎10 facts still hidden from us


‎10 facts still hidden from us-




1) 90% of people in Australia don't drink milk.


2) Snake's vision is up to 5 km....


3) A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.


4) No twins have been born up till now in Greenland.


5) Zebra doesn?t have a liver.


6) All the above details are false.


7) Thanks for believing for a while.


8) Today is not April 1st.


9) But a fool is a fool on any day :P


10) And you still reading the 10th point proves it :D

Please Give time to People who love You


A tired man came home late from his whole day hard work.
His 5 year ol...d son was waiting for him at the door.

Son- Dad, May I ask You a Question ?

Dad- ya

Son- Dad, How much do you make an hour?

Dad - that's not your business.

Son- Please tel me.

Dad- 20 $ per hour.

Son- Dad,May I please borrow 10 $ .?

Dad Got Angry 'n shouted on the kid to go to the bed.
The little boy went to the room 'n shut the door.

After sometime man got calm 'n
he went to kid's room 'n said-
Sorry for being so hard. Here's Your 10 $ u asked for.

Kid smiled- ohhh... Thank You So Much daddy !
Then boy took out some coins he had kept under the pillow,
he counted them 'n said-

"Dad, I have 20 $ now.
Can I buy an hour of your time ?

Please come home early Tomorrow.
I would like to have dinner with You."

Moral - Please Give time to People who love You.. !!.

LIKE IF YOU WERE TOUCHED

Saturday 29 October 2011

ILU- I Love You Dear | Image | Mobile Wall Paper

ILU- I Love You Dear | Image | Mobile Wall Paper

Indian Beautiful Girl - Traditional Indian Girl Look

Indian Beautiful Girl

Desi Bodys Jon Look

Desi Body Jon Look 

Good Morning Flowers Image | Greeting

Good Morning Flowers Image

blingboo- Smily image | smiles

blingboo- Smily image 

Good Night Facebook Friends

Good Night Facebook Friends 

Kajol In sadi

Kajol In sadi 

saylor dog | Cuty


Dill Se-- जब कभी दिल


जब कभी दिल को वो यादों से रिहाई देगा.
मेरे अंदर कोई तूफ़ान सुनाई देगा.
उस से मिलते ही ये अहसास हुआ था मुझ को.
ये वोही शख्स है जो लम्बी जुदाई देगा.

Thursday 27 October 2011

HARMFUL सिगरेट - एक चीता सिगरेट का सुट्टा

एक चीता सिगरेट का सुट्टा लगाने ही वाला था कि अचानक वहां एक चूहा आ गया। चूहा बोला : भाई छोड़ दो नशा और आओ मेरे साथ देखो ये जंगल कितना खूबसूरत है। चीता चूहे के साथ चल दिया। आगे एक हाथी कोकीन पी रहा था। चूहा फिर बोला : भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ देखो ये जंगल कितना खूबसूरत है। हाथी भी साथ चल दिया। आगे शेर शराब पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था, चूहे ने उसे भी वही कहा। शेर ने ग्लास साइड में रखकर चूहे को 5-6 थप्पड़ मारे। हाथी बोला : अरे क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे को ? शेर बोला : इस कमीने ने पिछ्ली बार भी अफीम खाकर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल में ऐसे ही घुमाया >>>>>>

BHAUBIJECHY HARDIK SHUBHECHY | HAPPY DIWALI

BHAUBIJECHY HARDIK SHUBHECHY

Old Marathi Article - जुन्या अल्बम मधले फोटो पाहताना


जुन्या अल्बम मधले फोटो पाहताना ते दिवस किती छान वाटतात ....


आता मोठे झाल्यावर कामाच्या व्यापात कुठे ती भावंडे रोज रोज भेटतात ???....


कधीतरी मार्च मधे चीनू च्या वाढदिवसाला भरलेल्या रोल मधले फोटो अगदी नोहेम्बरमध्ये मीनू च्या वाढदिवसापर्यन्त काढले जायचे, हल्ली मात्र रोज फोटो काढतो ......


पण तरीही बाबांनी पुरवून पुरवून वापरलेले रोल मधले फोटो जास्ती प्रिय का वाटतात ???


त्या वेळेला बाबांनी महिन्यातून एकदा आणलेले बटाटे वडे आज स्वताच्या पैशाने रोज खाल्ले तरी बेचवच का वाटतात ???...


पाकीटातल्या ५००/- रुप्यांपेक्षा मागुन घेतलेले २० रूपये नेहमी जास्त मौल्यवान का वाटतात ???...


बाबांच्या खिशात हळूच सरकवलेले २०० रूपये जेव्हा त्यांना अचानक सापडतात ..
तेव्हा त्यांच्या चेहरयावरचा आनंद पाहून आश्रू डोळ्यात दाटतात


१०-१२ वर्षापूर्वी ज्या बहिणीशी खुप जुने वैर असल्यासारखे भांडायचो ...
आज त्याच बहिणीचे धीराचे शब्द इतके का जवलचे वाटतात ???..


आज सार काही आहे तरीही ,ते जुने दिवस आठवले की, का मनात खोलघर करून जातात ...


असे हे प्रश्न फक्त मलाच की तुम्हाला सुद्धा पडतात ?????

J-One Zale Ka? - Facebook Updates

J-One Zale Ka? - Facebook Updates

Still Waiting For You | Facebook Updates


Still Waiting For You 

Good relations don't need any promises


Good relations don't need any promises, terms or conditions.
it just need TWO people..
"SHE" who can TRUST.
and "HE" who can be LOYAL.


HAVE A NICE DAY !!

Small & Simple Formula For Better Life

Small & Simple Formula For Better Life : Never Try To Defeat People, Just Try To Win Them... Good Morning Frds !!

BE ALONE - We enter the World Alone


We enter the World Alone.
We leave the World Alone.
So it's better to be ALONE............ :-)

BE ALONE

This is fact of life Friend - नात्ती तोडायची नसतात


This is fact of life Friend

मित्रा, आजकाल स्वप्नांमध्ये पण भाव नसतात कारण स्वप्नांचेच भाव वाढले आहेत...माझ्या मनात तुझ्याबद्दल अविश्वास नाही, राग, तिरस्कार अजिबात नाही, पण एकमेकांवर अवलंबून राहिलं की आधारापेक्षा लटकालटकी आणि प्रगतीपेक्षा ‘तीनपायांची’ शर्यत असा खेळ सुरु होतो असे मला वाटते ....आपल्याभोवती अंधार दाटावा अशी अनेक ढग तयार होत असतात. जातीची, धर्माची, भाषेची, मूलतत्त्ववादाची, विचारांची , वेगवेगळ्या कलहांची, कुपोषणाची आणि काही वेळा माणसाचा चेहरा नाकारणारी ढग होतात सुद्धा तयार होतात ..... त्यांना कधी काटे तर कधी भालेही फुटतात. कधी-कधी ते उजेडावरच चाल करून येतात.... जखमी करतात उजेडाला..... हे सारं आपण टाळू शकतो; पण जेव्हा उजेडपक्ष्यांच्या जन्माचा आणि त्याच्या स्वप्नपर्वाचा आशय नीट समजावून घेतो तेव्हा... ‘माणूस एकटाच येतो आणि एकटाच जातो!’ असं तत्त्वज्ञानातील वाक्य माणसं सहजपणे उच्चारून मोकळे होतात..... प्रत्येक अनुभव, प्रत्येक कृती, प्रत्येक विचार करताना आपण एकटेच असतो. एकटं असणं हे स्वाभाविक, नैसर्गिक आहे. नातं, जोडलेपण यात प्रयत्न आहे. हे नातं, जोडलेपण स्वाभाविकरित्या जेव्हा स्वतःला स्वतःशी अनुभवायला जमायला लागतं तेव्हाची मजा वेगळी असते. स्वतःशी स्वस्थ, शांत, निवांत राहता यायला, जमायला हवं! आणखी घुसमट व्हायला लागते... म्हणूनच उजेड आतही हवा आणि उजेड बाहेरही हवा...स्वतःवर, भोवतालावर नव्यानं प्रेम करायला शिकलं म्हणजे रसपूर्ण जगण्याची वाट सापडते. एकटेपणाच्या कोशातून बाहेर पडून एक अर्थपूर्ण "समूहसंदर्भ' आपल्या अस्तित्वाला संवाद आणि नात्यांमुळेच मिळतो...मित्रा, म्हणून नात्ती तोडायची नसतात...पण जिथे संवादच नसतो अशी बिनकामाची नाती पण नको असतात ....अर्थपूर्ण नात्याचा पूल उभा करता येतो, त्या पुलावरून माणसं अलीकडे नाही आली तरी लष्कराच्या तात्पुरत्या पुलासारखा तो सहजपणे लोकांशी जोडण्याचा असतो.....This is fact of life! भीषण आहे ना रे हे सारे ?
-MOna

Amazing Team Work Image

Amazing Team Work Image
Amazing Team Work Image

Indian Rangoli Image - Diwali Spectral Rangoli

Indian Rangoli Image - Diwali Spectral Rangoli
Indian Rangoli Image - Diwali Spectral Rangoli

Lovely Dog | Shirow



Old Beauty - Old is Gold

Old Beauty - Old is Gold

Promise and love Image Mobile Wall paper

Promise and love  

Pyar Shayari - Parakhte rahe wo hume sari zindgi


Parakhte rahe wo hume sari zindgi,
aur
Hum bhi unke har imtehan me paas hote gaye,
Maza aa raha tha unhe humare aansuon ki barish me,
aur
Hum bhi unke liye bina ruke rote rahe,
aur
1 din jab hua pyar ka ehsas unhe,
to woh humare paas aakar rote rahe,
aur
Hum bhi itne khuddar nikle ki aankhen band kar ke kabar me sote rahe..

Marathi Love - खरे प्रेम करणारे


समुद्रकाठी बसणारे लोकं सर्व वेडे असतात
मात्र खरे प्रेम करणारे लोकं फ़ार थोडे
असतात.

Friendship Marathi Words -मैत्रीचा छंद हवा असतो

निसर्गाला रंग हवा असतो फ़ुलाला गंध

हवा असतो व्यक्ती ही एकटी कशी राहणार


तिलाही मैत्रीचा छंद हवा असतो

Wednesday 26 October 2011

Video OF Sushil Kumar win Rs 5 crore on KBC


Sushil Kumar Wins Five Crore In KBC Kaun Banega Crorepati

A man from one of India's poorest states has become the first person to win a $1m jackpot on the Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

Sushil Kumar, a computer operator and tutor from the eastern state of Bihar, took home the top prize on popular game show Kaun Banega Crorepati.

The winner's brother, Sudhir Kumar, said he was well-prepared for the show.

He said the reason that Mr Kumar was so informed was that he was a regular listener to the BBC's Hindi service.

Mr Kumar's win echoed the plot of the blockbuster film Slumdog Millionaire.

"I never thought in my wildest dreams that I could do this," he said.

The 27-year-old, who was married five months ago, earns a monthly salary of less than $150 (£93.75).

The BBC's Nitin Srivastava said Mr Kumar planned to use his winnings to pay off his debts and buy a new home for his family.

Hosted by Bollywood star Amitabh Bachchan, Kaun Banega Crorepati is one of India's most popular shows, and has offered vastly increased prize money this season.
Kaun Banega Crorepati

Kaun Banega Crorepati Winner  2011

Tuesday 25 October 2011

Diwali and EID - Wishes To You All !!!! HaPPy DiWaLi :)

Diwali and EID Wishes To You All !!!! HaPPy DiWaLi :) 

Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!By MONA
Diwali Wishes To You All

Diwali Wishes To You All

Diwali Wishes To You All

Diwali Wishes To You All

Diwali Wishes To You All

Diwali Wishes To You All


MARATHI JOKE - पोलिस इन्स्पेक्टरच्या घरी


पोलिस इन्स्पेक्टरच्या घरी रात्रीच्या वेळी चोर शिरले. चोर त्याच्या 




घरातले दागदागिने-पैसे घेऊन जाऊ लागले.




इन्स्पेक्टरची बायको : अहो, लवकर उठा...आपल्या घरात चोर शिरलेत.




पोलिस इन्स्पेक्टर : ए...गप्प बस गं, आता मी ड्युटीवर नाहीय


LOVE SMS - Bhid MeTha Wo - LoG KaHte H MoHBaT- Chupa to leta tujhe -


Bhid MeTha Wo Na Ro Saka Hoga
Yakin He Raato Me Na So Saka Hoga
Wo Saks Jise Samajhne Me Mujhe Umar Lagi
Bichr K Mujse Kisika Na HoSaka Hoga






LoG KaHte H MoHBaT me MaR JaYnGe
RaHe KanTo Ki B ho to GuJaR JaYnGe
AaP SiTaM KrKe MoHBaT ko N MiTa PaoGe
HuM SiTaM SaH K DiL me UtAr JaYnGe




Chupa to leta tujhe Dil k virane me,
Baho k gharane me,
Tu mere dil ka kohinor he $anam,
Aur hera kaha chupta he koyale ki khano me. 

Love Shayaris-Wo Baat Kya Karu-Kya Kre Dil Jab-Ujale Ki Tarah



Wo Baat Kya Karu Jiski Kadar Hi Na Ho.
Wo Dua Kya Karu Jisme Asar Hi Na Ho
Kaise Keh Du Aap Ko Lag Jaye Meri Umar
Kya Pata Agle Pal Meri Umar Hi Na



Kya Kre Dil Jab Hardam Kisi Ki Yad Aye
Har Dhadkan Pe Unhi Ka Nam Aye
Kese Katenge Ye Lamhe Intezar K
UnK Ishq Me Har Ghadi Meri Jan Jaye


Ujale Ki Tarah Bhavisya Ujjval Ho Tumhara
Palko Par Bithaye Sansar Sara
Chhoo Lo Tum Aasman Ki Uchyyio Ko
Dekhta Rah Jaye Har Dusman Tumh


Dosti ko hum vardan mante hai
ise nibhana imman mante hai
hum vo nahi jo Dosti me apni jaan dede
kyun ki hum doston ko apni jaan mante hai


A4_apko
B4_bahut bahut
C4_chori chori
D4_dil se
E4_1bar mil kar
F4_face2face
G4_gale laga kar
H4_hum tumko kehna chahte hai
I MISS U



Dost Ko Dost Ka Ishara Yad Rehta He
Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Rehta He
2Pal Sachhe Dost K Sath To Guzaro
Maut Tak Wo Nzara Yad Rehta He



Unki Khamoshi Se Hm b Naraj The
Shayad Hi Tb Juba P Koi Alfaj The
Jinhe Bta Diya Sb Kch Hmne
Unke Dil Me hi Chupe Hmare Raaj The



Yaqin Apni Mohabt Pe Itna Hai Muje
MeriChaht Ko DekhogeToFule Nhi Smaoge
Meri Ankho K Smundr Me Dub GyeJo
Kahi Jana B Chahoge ToJa Na Paoge



In Aakho Me Aaasu Aaye Na Hote
Jo Piche Mudakar Muskurye Na Hote
Unke Jaane Ke Baad Ye Gum Hota Hai
Kaash Wo Zindagi Me Kbhi Aaye Na Hote

Sayali Bhagat accuses Amitabh Bachchan, Sajid Khan of sexual harassment and quits Bollywood

Sayali Bhagat accuses Amitabh Bachchan
The 27 year old actress does not want anything to do with Bollywood after suffering 7 years of sexual harassment from seniors, veterans, colleagues in the industry. 


Here's her Official Press Statement: 

As I gear up to lodge a police complaint against Shiney (Ahuja) and his wife Anupam, I have another big announcement to make.

I am quitting films for good, and shall be moving to Milan to pursue a full time career in modeling. 

Before I leave the industry for good, I would like to make a few things clear. Shiney is not the only one who has made passes at me or sexually harassed me in the film industry.

It is an industry filled with lechers who treat women like me like a piece of meat. Everyone wants a piece of you. I would like to bring to the media's notice some first hand experiences.

Sexual Harassment from Amitabh Bachchan: Recently, at the launch of the first look of Tinu Verma's film This Weekend, Mr Amitabh Bachchan was the chief guest. 

Like everybody else, even I bent down to touch his feet to seek his blessings. Amitabh placed his hand on my butt and felt it up. 

I was too stunned to say anything to anyone. He should show some respect. After all, he is a 70 year old man, my grandfather's age. I felt like slapping him the moment he placed his hand on my butt.

Sexual Harassment from Fimmaker Sajid Khan: "I remember the time when Sajid Khan was casting for Housefull, he had called me to his office for a meeting. 

I understand that the casting couch is a prevalent reality in the film industry but I never expected Sajid to strip naked in front of me asking me to have sex with him in his office right there and then. I screamed and left his building. Obviously, I never worked with him 

Sexual Harassment from costar Aarya Babbar: Aarya and I started out as very good friends when we starting shooting for our film Choron Ki Baraat, till he got really aggressive about us becoming "friends with benefits". 

Till date, he has sent me countless lewd messages, and graphic MMS's of his private parts to lure me into bed. I had chosen to keep quiet and ignore. But not anymore. 

There are so many of us who are silently suffering this kind of harassment for so many years. But I can't take it anymore.

I am fed up of being treated like an available piece of meat and the only reason I am sharing all this with my media friends, is because I don't believe in taking harassment lying down. It is high time the truth came out. 

I will be filing police complaints against Shiney, Sajid, Aarya and Mr Bachchan and take them all to court if need be. I hope my efforts will not go in vain and I look forward to having the media's support. 

Sincerely, 
Sayali Bhagat.

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